Funny ERASMUS Quotes
Door: Supermatz
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25 Juni 2011 | Nederland, Amsterdam
FUNNY erasmus QUOTES <3
My favourite quotes from my favourite erasmus buddies
(ordered by name)
MERCE
Let’s make a bitch.
Let’s make a human tower!
I’m Catalan, not Spanish
(in bed, wide eyes) I WANT TO KILL MY BOSS
Don’t eat that, it kills you! (about soy, rapeseed oil, haggis and lots of other foods, excluding ketchup funnily enough)
It is normal in Spain, we do it all the time.
Make like this (glasses with hands thing)
(after 1 beer) I’m so drunk.
(in love) Oh, pepper…
Martin you are such a German (I myself was guilty of using this phrase, too)
UHHHHH BANAAAAAAAAAAAANA (same here)
Mother of God.
Everybody watches gay porn.
I miss Marta!!! (she said this so much in the end that I felt trivial and unnecessary boo)
MARTA
Do you know that song? It goes like nanana, na na na..
Ooh. That’s a lot of pasta… *smug* Challenge accepted.
Ooh. Muffin.
…Aaand gin.
I’m going to the library (nerd)
Do you want pasta? (<3)
NOO MERCE DON’T PUT KETCHUP ON YOUR.. (too late) pasta..
Gragragrag. Gragra. Graag gedaan. =)
MERCE & MARTA
Harry potter, oe! Harry potter, yeah, that’s me!
Lavaaatricheeeeee (<3)
We are a pirate!
We can’t sleep.
Marta (for real): Why do so many people hate Justin Bieber?
Merce: Heeeeeeelp Mathilde something terrible is happening to Marta!!!
Marta: Everybody likes Johnny Depp
Merce: If you don’t like Johnny Depp, you are a lesbian. Natasha and Mathilde are lesbians.
GUY: Wanna dance?
Natasha: No sorry I’m leaving
GUY: Are you bulimic?!
KRYS
What? What? *shy polish laughter* Nevermind.
Proppapli… Pro-pably! …Probably.
You know, two people to people are people? Kiwi kiwi kiwi.
(to Martin) I can touch you.
JULIUS
(thoughtful) Yeeeeeeeeees.
(thoughtful) Ach so…
(thoughtful) Ja, but…
(thoughtful) Interesting…
(thoughtful) I am very curious about that
I really want to try this whisky
MARTIN
(thinking he says table in Dutch) Tepel.
It’s so annoying
Oh come on
Dutch is just made out of stolen German words and then they just put chghchghchgh in every word.
MIIA
Swedish guys are all gay.
Finnish candy? ^^
NATASHA
Sorry, I’m Erasmus!!!
You can enjoy (meaning you can join us if you want to)
FREE FOOD!!!
I like it.
(bors, ciabatta, cake) I can cook it!
Priiiiiimaaaaaaark.
*sigh* ..spanish girls..
I’m stupid, I know.
Nja nja nja.
SQUIRREL!!!
VESA
Ö ö hö-ö hö ö’s mö (or something similar lol)
Candy!
Rocky roads!
Do you know Katy Perry is going to divorce? What a pity mwahahah.
This is the house where I am going to live with Katy Perry.
Too much candy, I feel ÖÖÖ
IVAN
(often combined with an angry look on the face and/or angry gesture) SHHH NATALIYA!!!!
Do you want poo? You eat so much!
Could we have some more napkins?
Aren’t you proud to use cilit bang?
Senior resident is turning me ooooohooon. I wanna be a whoooooooore!
RA RA RAGAZZA! You say you want me you touch meeeeee!
So rude!
SERIOULSY?!
IRENE
OH, MARIA!! (ahaha dunno why but I thought it was so funny)
GEORGE
Everybody loves Hassan.
I want to have sex, ohh I miss sex (moan moan moan)
MANUEL
Why?
AGATHA
No, I mean like, oh my god.
I want a husband with a PhD.
Their roommate, Andrea, is really gay; when you look at his ass you can see he wears thongs.
Mathilde I want to kiss you (hahaha sorry guys maybe this one’s just my imagination)
LOVE YOU ALL
booo just got home and I already miss you.
One day we’ll organise a reunion so that we can be Erasmus again with lots of party machen, flipcup, Italian food, and Dutch cheese and weed ;) preferably before we all got married (with a swedish guy from texas with a PhD) and have children (oh my god, I can’t believe just said that…) BYEEEEEE!!
My favourite quotes from my favourite erasmus buddies
(ordered by name)
MERCE
Let’s make a bitch.
Let’s make a human tower!
I’m Catalan, not Spanish
(in bed, wide eyes) I WANT TO KILL MY BOSS
Don’t eat that, it kills you! (about soy, rapeseed oil, haggis and lots of other foods, excluding ketchup funnily enough)
It is normal in Spain, we do it all the time.
Make like this (glasses with hands thing)
(after 1 beer) I’m so drunk.
(in love) Oh, pepper…
Martin you are such a German (I myself was guilty of using this phrase, too)
UHHHHH BANAAAAAAAAAAAANA (same here)
Mother of God.
Everybody watches gay porn.
I miss Marta!!! (she said this so much in the end that I felt trivial and unnecessary boo)
MARTA
Do you know that song? It goes like nanana, na na na..
Ooh. That’s a lot of pasta… *smug* Challenge accepted.
Ooh. Muffin.
…Aaand gin.
I’m going to the library (nerd)
Do you want pasta? (<3)
NOO MERCE DON’T PUT KETCHUP ON YOUR.. (too late) pasta..
Gragragrag. Gragra. Graag gedaan. =)
MERCE & MARTA
Harry potter, oe! Harry potter, yeah, that’s me!
Lavaaatricheeeeee (<3)
We are a pirate!
We can’t sleep.
Marta (for real): Why do so many people hate Justin Bieber?
Merce: Heeeeeeelp Mathilde something terrible is happening to Marta!!!
Marta: Everybody likes Johnny Depp
Merce: If you don’t like Johnny Depp, you are a lesbian. Natasha and Mathilde are lesbians.
GUY: Wanna dance?
Natasha: No sorry I’m leaving
GUY: Are you bulimic?!
KRYS
What? What? *shy polish laughter* Nevermind.
Proppapli… Pro-pably! …Probably.
You know, two people to people are people? Kiwi kiwi kiwi.
(to Martin) I can touch you.
JULIUS
(thoughtful) Yeeeeeeeeees.
(thoughtful) Ach so…
(thoughtful) Ja, but…
(thoughtful) Interesting…
(thoughtful) I am very curious about that
I really want to try this whisky
MARTIN
(thinking he says table in Dutch) Tepel.
It’s so annoying
Oh come on
Dutch is just made out of stolen German words and then they just put chghchghchgh in every word.
MIIA
Swedish guys are all gay.
Finnish candy? ^^
NATASHA
Sorry, I’m Erasmus!!!
You can enjoy (meaning you can join us if you want to)
FREE FOOD!!!
I like it.
(bors, ciabatta, cake) I can cook it!
Priiiiiimaaaaaaark.
*sigh* ..spanish girls..
I’m stupid, I know.
Nja nja nja.
SQUIRREL!!!
VESA
Ö ö hö-ö hö ö’s mö (or something similar lol)
Candy!
Rocky roads!
Do you know Katy Perry is going to divorce? What a pity mwahahah.
This is the house where I am going to live with Katy Perry.
Too much candy, I feel ÖÖÖ
IVAN
(often combined with an angry look on the face and/or angry gesture) SHHH NATALIYA!!!!
Do you want poo? You eat so much!
Could we have some more napkins?
Aren’t you proud to use cilit bang?
Senior resident is turning me ooooohooon. I wanna be a whoooooooore!
RA RA RAGAZZA! You say you want me you touch meeeeee!
So rude!
SERIOULSY?!
IRENE
OH, MARIA!! (ahaha dunno why but I thought it was so funny)
GEORGE
Everybody loves Hassan.
I want to have sex, ohh I miss sex (moan moan moan)
MANUEL
Why?
AGATHA
No, I mean like, oh my god.
I want a husband with a PhD.
Their roommate, Andrea, is really gay; when you look at his ass you can see he wears thongs.
Mathilde I want to kiss you (hahaha sorry guys maybe this one’s just my imagination)
LOVE YOU ALL
booo just got home and I already miss you.
One day we’ll organise a reunion so that we can be Erasmus again with lots of party machen, flipcup, Italian food, and Dutch cheese and weed ;) preferably before we all got married (with a swedish guy from texas with a PhD) and have children (oh my god, I can’t believe just said that…) BYEEEEEE!!
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Je kunt nu ook Smileys gebruiken. Via de toolbar, toetsenbord of door eerst : te typen en dan een woord bijvoorbeeld :smiley
